I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Thank you, steal again. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Thank you, steal again. I didn't get rich by signing checks.
I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! D'oh.
Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Thank you, steal again. You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. Please do not offer my god a peanut. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Homer no function beer well without. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Thank you, steal again. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Thank you, steal again. I didn't get rich by signing checks.
I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! D'oh.
Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Thank you, steal again. You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. Please do not offer my god a peanut. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Homer no function beer well without. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Thank you, steal again. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Thank you, steal again. I didn't get rich by signing checks.
I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! D'oh.
Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Thank you, steal again. You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. Please do not offer my god a peanut. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Homer no function beer well without. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.