Because I'm just ... um .... I don't know. Why give an interview when you can leave a warning, you know? And one of those stupid mottoes, Alex, is 'Don't be special. Be one of us.' News flash! I am special, and I'll never be one of you! ... There it is.
You know, he might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets, you know? I am battle-tested bayonets, bro. But ... whatever. I agreed to do it. There's just one deal point that Jim Robinson - a wonderful man at Morgan Creek, a great company - need to work out is they want me in it. If they do, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat.
You know, he might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets, you know? I am battle-tested bayonets, bro. Yeah, but I can't use the word 'sober' because that's a term from 'those people', and I have cleansed myself.